deucebowl:

How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?

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When people say running isn’t a real sport
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daddyfuckedme:

wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles

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mishi-chan:

bonaventure-:

my sister just texted me out of nowhere “do you want some pizza rolls i accidentally made 80” 

she’s the girl in our math problems

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